Corn is not a vegetable

I was just thinking about how corn is a vegetable (cuz thats the stuff i think about) but popcorn is a grain and how weird that is. except “that’s weird” quickly turned into the realization that thats…impossible.

mindfuck result of analysis: corn is a grain… dude…

UPDATE: I looked it up and corn is a type of grass. makes sense now when you think about it, hm? Corn fields are really just giant Honey I Shrunk The Kids sets. What was more wtflulz though was this:

As a snack food, popcorn has both advocates and detractors. Some consider it to be a health food, while others caution against it for a variety of reasons. Popcorn can also have non-food applications, ranging from holiday decorations to packaging materials.

Packing materials? lulz. people popping corn to stuff around their antique vase is funnyz.

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