I started getting this 3-5 times a week a few months back and pasted this one from February into a blog but decided to let it pass and only saved it as a draft.
I can hold back no longer, as I am getting this retarded forward chain mail spam from people almost daily on Myspace again now…
—————– Original Message —————–
From: [REDACTED]
To: [REDACTED]
Date: Feb 24, 2009 8:15 PM
Subject: Email From TomMyspace system is getting too crowded!! We need you to forward this to at least 20 people. I know this seems like a large number, but we need to find out who is really using their account. If you do not send this to at least 10 Myspace members, we will delete your account. WARNING!
We want to find out which users are actually using their Myspace accounts. So if you are using your account, please pass this email to every Myspace user that you can. IF YOU DO NOT PASS this letter to anyone we will delete your account.Sorry for this inconvenience.
-Tom
First: You are so dumb for believing this that you should not be allowed to use the internet.
Second: You are so dumb for annoying your friends by forwarding this nonsense without even Googling to see if its true or not that you should not be allowed to use any message delivery service period (including passenger pigeon and smoke signal).
Third through 79th: You can’t continue being this stupid… I know many of you are only 12, but that’s not an excuse. you’re supposed to be MORE tech-savvy about these things; MORE wise to what is a scam or not. Its your older siblings and parents who are supposed to be the easily duped suckers that fall for something so transparently idiotic as “forward this chain mail to your friends so we can see if you use your account”. Wtf you guys…
You owe everyone you annoyed with this message an apology.
Get to work. now.
then cut yourself.
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