Dude. Too much Mango….

Mangos are everywhere now. And I can’t fkkn take it.

I washed my hands and noticed the orange soap with the little exfoliatie beads in it is mango.
My mom picked me up a gillato on the way home and got mango.
My only clean shirt left was a sleeveless orange mango color.
Someone sent me an SNL skit online of Chris Ketans male stripper character named Mango.

Ever since my mango blog, they’re everywhere. they are every. where.

Dude. I can’t handle this. wtf.

Now I have to kill. Its the only answer. Blood must be shed. This is a sign. The mango must have blood. BLOOD!!

nah, jk. I’ll just have a banana instead.