Famous *Almost* Last Words

Tonight a tipsy truck driver took the wrong turn and went down the oneway half of the road, only sharply swerving over the concrete divider to get back on the right side just before we collided head-on. The end of the flash of my life before my eyes revealed that the last thing I said to anyone was a text to a friend… So if I had died in a gruesome wreck tonight, my last words would have been?…
“Life is weird”.

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