I like to buy a whole bag of bread and feed it to the fish in the pond at Ala Moana beach park on Oahu because they fight for every bite so hard that its worth the $2 to watch the feeding frenzy over every morsel. I come for the fish, but I stay for the birds. Same reason: It’s pleasing to feed large groups of things that really want what you got. Just like with the lay-dies, am ah I righ, am I righ?
Also just like with human females: yes, I know they’re filthy and disgusting soulless annoyances that just want my goods and then they’re done with me – but I feed them anyway cuz its fun.
Sure, I might catch an unspeakable disease from them, but I’m an only child so I need the attention at whatever the cost.
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