Saturday Night Gif Party

The following transcript occurred on Facebook. Watch as a Vice Presidential nomination suggestion turns into an early sleep which turns into drunken gay sex which turns into a crisis that thankfully gets solved…

Wyatt
how about her for Romney’s VP pick folks? i’ll bet you’ve ALL seen her name yet have no clue who she is 🙂 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Escobedo_Cabral

Damian
I actually hope Romney picks a horrible VP, since he’s going to lose anyway. Why taint someone who has a promising shot in 2016? #pragmatistsaredepressing

Wyatt
you KNOW this was an excuse for you to say “taint”

Damian
Can’t it be both?

Wyatt
YOU CANT HAVE IT BOTH WAYS, DAMIAN.

Damian
MY COMMENTS ARE SITUATIONALLY BISEXUAL

Wyatt
like any college girl after 5 shots!

Damian
Well, I *am* easy. (GIGGLES; TIPS OVER)

Wyatt
you had one beer. ONE BEER.

Damian
I WANT TO GO SWIMMING

Richard
HEY GUYZ! *sits in between you two on the couch* looks like im just in time for all the fun! lol. whats goin on?? havin a party?? thats cool. thats cool. no doubt. *helps self to your snacks* its rainy as crap over here so ive been in all day. LOLRITE? iknow. aw, man. good times. hey, im glad i came over, rite? this is fun *lots of nodding during speech* – SWIMMING. aw man. idk the context for that comment but i love swimming. hey – i was swimming this one time and…*goes on for 10 minutes or so*

Wyatt
*leans towards damian, whispers* who let him in THIS time?

Richard
LOL. ur funny bro. u know i had a key made. lol. hey, anyone thirsty? im gonna go open one of your beers and then not drink it cuz i dont like beer. no one? thats cool. hey, whats on tv? lol. tv is so lame, right? man, this is fun

Damian
(LEANS TOWARDS WYATT; STAGE WHISPERS) No worries. I’ll take care of it.

(EXAGGERATED YAWN) Welp, I *sure* am tired. Looks like it’s time for me to go to bed. (THROWS ARM CASUALLY AROUND RICHARD) Looks like I’ve found my pillow. (WINKS AT CAMERA; IRIS-OUT)

Richard