I dont look both ways, sucka. I just WALK….
^See that? That’s me. No hesitation. Just doin my thing.
When a car comes, I think to myself “mother fkker you got brakes, you hit me i get money. SHeeeiiiit” *fluffs collar*
*This is not true. I posted this as a Facebook status and it doesn’t quite work the same way as a blog. Road safety is important. Don’t get yourself killed because you wanted to be like me in this regard. Cool guys always look both ways. Or at least one way. I do both, though. Even when it’s a one way street. Not cuz I forget but because you can never be too careful and I’m not about to be the kinda sucker that gets killed because he just trusted everyone to drive one direction on a one direction street. I wish more people knew this about me or we could make it a societal thing though because sometimes I see people look at me when I do this and I know they think I’m dumb or just didn’t realize it was a one way road. but I knew. I always know. I mean, I can’t vouch for every time I might do it in the future – but so far, I typically am aware when I’m looking in the opposite direction for oncoming traffic despite the road having legal traffic in only one direction.
At first I thought transferring Facebook statuses to blogs would be a great way to squeeze out more lulzy posts, but if I have to explain them in lengthy retractions like this, I’m not so sure.
How about we compromise: I am a bad azz mamma jingle belly – AND – road safety is also important.
Cool? Cool. Just like me. Crossin streets. Doin what I want. Stayin alive.
Those people are always good for a laugh when their arrogance doesn’t play out they way they were expecting. And the gamble itself is ludicrous; they’re betting their lives against a little bit of money (bwahahahahaha!) that two tons of steel can stop on a dime. Chalk it up to yet another failure of our educational system that these douchebags know nothing about mass, inertia, kinetic energy and speed.
That attitude is quickly replaced with pain and agony when they lose the bet. Both legs broken below the knees is quite painful. Having seen this injury several times, I wonder if they go back to their old way of crossing the street after healing.
I enjoy being glared at while driving through a neighborhood when there are like 3-5 of them standing in the middle of the road and they refuse to move. They look at you and then continue their conversation in the middle of the road.
I guess I should apologize for interrupting their conversation and turn around and go the other way.