Whats the deal with the Dwarves?

Is there any actual evidence or documentation that Dopey is the youngest Dwarf? or is he just so retarded that they shave him cuz he’ll hang himself with his beard or something?

Erik brings up a valid point:

I think the beard thing is genetic. Why would they be afraid of a beard, then let him use a pick-axe? Dopey’s just the dwarf that helps everyone else feel good about themselves. After all, if all you did was mine all day, you’d want someone to point at and say “at least I’m not that guy. He forgets to let go of the bag when throwing it into the closet.”

Genetic beard brings up the question of how they got in their living situation. Happy and Doc look like they could be related, but theres no way to really know. and how did they find each other to create their little people sanctuary? what made them decide to live together in a secluded cottage? especially considering they all have a solid skill and work ethic. what happened to ye men of smaller stature? who hurt you?

Dennis Nixdorf Jr:
See Richard its like this. When you have 6 old men living together. Theres bound to be a cute, dumb, hairless boy for them to bang. 😉

Possibility. Interest level increased by the fact that Dopey is the only one who shows sexual interest in Snow, as opposed to the Grim original where they all competed for which one gets to marry her (keep in mind that she’s 14). so was poor dopey kidnapped as a child as a sex slave for this gay commune resort in the forest? would explain why he’s mute. and then when Snow comes along he’s like “FINALLY some tits and pussy round this dump!” and goes nuts.

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