It’s also known as Bryers Cookies & Creme. Cuz if you melt it just enough, its indistinguishable from the tasty McDonalds icecream-in-a-cup-kinda-thing they call a flurry. With a Mc of course. everythings gotta have a Mc on it.
My freezer is dialed to a lower cold level than it should be and has been for awhile, but the dial is at the back wall of the damn thing and I gotz foods in theres so wtf. I can’t get to that thing. It’s cool though (*nomination for best pun of the week) cuz everything from burgers to steaks to my ex girlfriends ring finger still stay perfectly frozen at this current setting. Ice cream is the only culprit that doesn’t freeze, but it doesnt actually “melt” so its never made me make the effort to turn up the chill.
The temp has turned my cookies & creme into McFlurry, which is blogworthy cuz you would think the “cookies” would be different or the “creme” would be different in SOME way that would make it similar but not quiiiiiite the same as a triple-F (fast food flurry. i just made it up and now its gonna catch on cuz im a trendsetter, so loogout bitchez). But no…no.
Its the same as people. Or, no. It’s the same -comma- people. That’s what I meant. Except not really cuz using “people” as a direct addressive was federally banned after Michelle in Full House turned 5.
Its probably the most fortuitous byproduct of an act of laziness thats happened to me since that other time with that other thing.
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