I need an Alfred

Being Batman is easier when you have an Alfred. and a Robin. and billions of dollars to finance your ventures. hrmm. making the billions is underway. soooo…I should prolly start with an assistant.

— Now accepting applications.

Keep in mind the “assistant” position in this case, though. It’s not this:

I’m not looking for a secretary to take calls and schedule flights for me -Nor am I in need of a classically trained English butler.

I used Alfred as an example for that reason, but perhaps the point requires further illumination…

Alfred is by no means Batmans bitch. dude is a family friend who helped raise him & a former secret British agent. In addition to adding leads, analysis and general brainstorming to the Dark Knight – he also handles the Wayne family finances (managing and directing funds for Batman tools, supplies and gadgets), is the mechanic to both the Batmobile & Batplane (and various other Bat transports), performs minor surgeries (bullet removal, stitches, etc) and is the only person alive to always be aware of Batmans plans, location and activities while on 24/7 call to provide information, relay directions & messages or stage a rescue, as needed.

Now, I need different sets of skills to aid me, but just as many and just as eclectic ones. So how bout it? did the waiting room of interested parties just empty out? lol.

I won’t even make you wear a suit. I just could really use a partner, is all… someone to come bring me ice cream while researching for 900 hours straight in front of my dual monitors.

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