K, so sometimes I forget how much some of you cling to my every update and the degree to which this website rules your daily lives aaaand, at such times the onslaughts of e-mail will force me to make the time out of my busy empire building schedule to post something for the groundlings – but you have to do it right people…
examples…
GOOD: “Hey Rich. Haven’t seen an update in awhile. love the site. You rule. You’re totally awesome. It would bring me joy that I don’t deserve and am not smart enough to describe if you updated the site which i love. cuz you rule. Thank you for reading my e-mail. I love you”.
BAD: “What the hell is taking you so long to update dude? dude. Dude, you should put something up there. I visit like every day and. ya. dude. dood. ya.”
The more stupid people that e-mail me in obnoxious fashion, the more I hate mankind.
The more I hate mankind, the less I want to rule it.
The less I want to rule it, the less I entertain it and post crap on here.
take note. loser. die. Just kidding. I love you. And your sisters hott. hook me up with her.
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