I’m a zombie

I’ve been exposed… I died awhile ago. Or at least that was the accusation I got in an instant message from an adoring fan who was concerned about my intentions.

richards tombstone

I only posted this to post the IM convo, but AIM is a stupid worthless idiot whore and didn’t save it in the logs. Jerks. So now it’s just a post with a stupid picture of a tombstone with someone who has my name. That’s not funny. thats gay. God dammit, AIM. You’re such a horrible product. I’m gonna punch you in your stupid face next time I see you and then talk smack about your whore mother AOL who no one likes. I spit on you both.

UPDATE: The other participant in the convo came through with the IM transcript.

Cyanide Tictacs (6:07:52 PM): http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2347/2048790090_9d1025fd09.jpg?v=0
Cyanide Tictacs (6:07:55 PM): IT HAS YOUR NAME IN IT!
Cyanide Tictacs (6:07:59 PM): ITS YOUR FUTURE GRAVE DOOD
Cyanide Tictacs (6:08:08 PM): wait wait
Cyanide Tictacs (6:08:09 PM): uhm
Cyanide Tictacs (6:08:18 PM): it says you died
Cyanide Tictacs (6:08:21 PM): 75 years of age
Cyanide Tictacs (6:08:26 PM): in 1727
Cyanide Tictacs (6:08:28 PM): so you’re really
misterawesome10 (6:08:30 PM): …why are you searching for image results for my death?
Cyanide Tictacs (6:08:42 PM): i searched richard bushnell
Cyanide Tictacs (6:08:44 PM): to see what would come up
Cyanide Tictacs (6:08:55 PM): fourth picture i think
Cyanide Tictacs (6:09:13 PM): google image
Cyanide Tictacs (6:12:31 PM): well richard
Cyanide Tictacs (6:12:43 PM): explain yourself, you’re really from 1727 arent you
misterawesome10 (6:12:55 PM): mabe
Cyanide Tictacs (6:13:47 PM): and you’re trying to get followers
Cyanide Tictacs (6:14:06 PM): you feed off of other people’s youth
Cyanide Tictacs (6:14:11 PM): D:
Cyanide Tictacs (6:14:24 PM): and that sir, is how you stay young.
Cyanide Tictacs (6:14:45 PM): but that still doesnt explain what happened to jessica cooper
Cyanide Tictacs (6:19:18 PM): richard now that i know your secret are you going to steal my youth
misterawesome10 (6:20:15 PM): yup

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