I’ve had something stuck in my eye all day long

I woke up with a grain of something irritating in my right eye. I felt a crispy bit of something in my sheets before going to sleep, too, so I keep thinking its that even though that would mean I would have been grinding my face on my sheets at night and as you can imagine – thats the job of imaginary bitches that arent real, not me, but even though it’s not an unknown krispie, its very irritating and I can feel it all day.

I can’t get it out and I totally need both my eyes so the thought of foreign debris scraping my cornea all day makes it worse but theres nothing I can do. I tried folding my eyelids open and washing my face and filling a sink with water and opening my eyes in it and looking all around and blinking like a strobelight and its just staying in there.

UPDATE: It’s 9pm and i’m considering this:

UPDATE: I’m pretty sure whatever is in my face is grinding against my eyeball all day and night an becoming part of me because it’s still there but feels smaller. Going to sleep was also very difficult. Didn’t happen till about 3am.

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