Just a reminder about how I always know everything

You guys been hearing the news that Apple is going to make a wearable device for your wrist? Of course you did. A year ago. Because I told you and no one else did. So next time you hit your head or get drunk or otherwise impair your judgement to make yourself foolishly think that i’m actually NOT right about everything all the time, remember the iRich…

I just did a news search for reports from a year leading up to when I made this post and sure enough – no one was talking about Apple actually making (there are lots of suggestions, just not predictions) an “iWatch” until these past few months and that is only because Apple has been basically saying-without-saying they’re doing it. Before then it was just Richard, once again being the lone voice of correctness in the wilderness, serving you faithfully in a never ending thankless job of righteousness in service to Raptor Jesus.

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