Missing Trailer? or Missing…Person?

I was jogging down my street earlier today and saw this sign about a “missing” trailer and found it quite interesting for several reasons…

Not the least of which: the headline says MISSING and gives a “last seen” date, but then goes on to say it was stolen, where at, and that the thieves are on camera. These seem not to line up. The flier writer also used the internet slang shorthand version of the contraction “you are” (you’re) by using the possessive “your” (as in “your bicycle”). The AMER in cAMERa is also emphasized and the phrase “your on cAMERa” is unnecessarily in quotations…

Something about this didn’t jive… So I went all John Nash on it (before he knew he was nuts) and realized I was looking at a coded message.

I think I cracked the code… If you look at the right side of the paper (viewers left), it reads:

Motor
Trail
Miss
Last Seen
Taken From
Center
CAMERa

Please Return

In other words: “Motortrail Miss last seen taken from center AMERA. Please Return.”
What does that mean?

Clearly, that: “A woman with an affiliation to the automobile industry (motortrail Miss) was last seen in the center of America (Kansas?) where she was abducted. Please release her back home.“

My theory is that a husband or family member witnessed the abduction and knows who the kidnappers are. He drove to California to the exact area his tipster told him his wife/loved one was taken and he made these fliers and put them everywhere around the neighborhood as an ominous sign to the kidnappers that 1) he knows where you are so they better lay low or they might get jumped and possibly killed, and 2) he’s not making it publicly known what they did yet, so there’s still a way out if you just give the girl back now. NOW DAMMIT!

But wait. There’s more…

The right side of the flier reads

Your
on
young
boys
trailer

– which can only mean – “I know you have homosexual relations with underage boys”.

I live in a high priced real estate market. and Puesta Del Sol, the entrance to which this particular sign was affixed, is a gated community of even nicer and pricier homes. I’m guessing the kidnapper here is a well to do type involved in some form of organized crime. Perhaps he lent this midwestern person some money and when he failed to pay back with enough interest, he started threatening the guys family. Finally he had to make due on his threats and took the guys friggin wife. But midwestern borrower guy has an ace up his sleeve… he came across evidence that well-to-do California guy is actually a homo pedophile and if he doesn’t want the whole world to know about it and have everything he’s worked his whole life for destroyed just cuz he messed with the wrong dude – he better give that dude his mother fkking wife back. NOW.

There’s drama going on everywhere. You just have to be smart enough to uncover it.
Good luck midwestern moneyborrowguy! We’re all rootin for ya…..