aaaaand the “wtf Flirtation Moment in Front of Your Child” award goes to… the (evidently new to the area) young lady out walking her dog and daughter chatting me up on the street while on a jog saying (after strongly hinting towards social invitations) “there’s plenty of kids in the area so I knew there’d be playmates for baby, but I was getting worried there might not be any playmates for *mommy*” — ummm.. (o_o) …
Since I know you’re wondering: she was above average attraction level, just not my realm of attraction (ie: i wouldnt go near it but i would describe her to other male friends as pretty cute when telling them to go for it). i assumed she was an older sister or babysitter till she made my butthole clench saying “mommy”. eeeeee.
Actually, the mom was in a black jumpsuit and the kid was on a trike. oh wait – an updated illustration! lol:
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