MissAshleyPants Cartoon Archive

  • Skipped lunch so i could let the hunger build for a big fat steak dinner… mm, thats right stomach… beg me for sustenance.. BEG for it… oh, growing weak? how […]

    Body Training

    Skipped lunch so i could let the hunger build for a big fat steak dinner… mm, thats right stomach… beg me for sustenance.. BEG for it… oh, growing weak? how […]

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  • in hindsight I probably should have guessed that a “which is better?” debate between Hawaii and Vegas would have resulted in a powder supplement can being thrown at me, lid […]

    Powder Bomb

    in hindsight I probably should have guessed that a “which is better?” debate between Hawaii and Vegas would have resulted in a powder supplement can being thrown at me, lid […]

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  • tonight i learned that pot smoke never dissipates in your mouth, i guess EVER. Not first hand, OBVIOUSLY ju guyyyyz (smoking is for..smokers). but this chick totally amazed me by […]

    Puff the Magic Pothead

    tonight i learned that pot smoke never dissipates in your mouth, i guess EVER. Not first hand, OBVIOUSLY ju guyyyyz (smoking is for..smokers). but this chick totally amazed me by […]

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  • aaaaand the “wtf Flirtation Moment in Front of Your Child” award goes to… the (evidently new to the area) young lady out walking her dog and daughter chatting me up […]

    Mommy Jogging

    aaaaand the “wtf Flirtation Moment in Front of Your Child” award goes to… the (evidently new to the area) young lady out walking her dog and daughter chatting me up […]

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  • Idk why, but it’s happened every time… I leave every girl ex cute, mentally healthy and blonde and after just 3-8 months without me they go chubby, mentally unstable and […]

    The Post-Richard Lifechange

    Idk why, but it’s happened every time… I leave every girl ex cute, mentally healthy and blonde and after just 3-8 months without me they go chubby, mentally unstable and […]

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  • The Tweet slash Status of the year has been made: Sorry News, but when you say “Miners in Chile” I expect to see some hot 17 year olds in beef […]

    Minors in Chili?

    The Tweet slash Status of the year has been made: Sorry News, but when you say “Miners in Chile” I expect to see some hot 17 year olds in beef […]

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  • Crazy trip-outs from my shrimp-trip. Still a touch loopy. The full comments from Facebook are below but they’re summed up by this one: “this is just….. part of me wants […]

    Shrimp Gimp Dude Food

    Crazy trip-outs from my shrimp-trip. Still a touch loopy. The full comments from Facebook are below but they’re summed up by this one: “this is just….. part of me wants […]

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