Evolution fail: business lunches would be 90% more productive if i could just shovel food directly into my stomach like a starfish instead of having to use the same hole i use to talk. thanks a fkkn lot, Nature.
Normally you’re supposed to eat beforehand and so you can just order something simple for taste on the palate instead of hunger, but I was the guest to this lunch and the place we were at is some fancy shmancy place where they serve 900 courses even though its fkking LUNCH, so even though i wasn’t stuffing my face cuz i was starving, there was a weird thing where i had to eat least take a bite from every other one of the never ending dishes that was on the conveyor belt of eat before me.
Having a stomach with a mouth on it is SUCH a better idea. like, we could have taste buds in our stomach-mouths so eating would be just as pleasurable, but would be quicker and less gassy as the food has less distance to travel before being digested. then our talk-mouths would just be straight wind pipes. perfect.
I even found a concept drawing courtesy of this guy:
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