My armpits are on fire…

So. This is more than a little uncomfortable. I’d go on to classify it as legit “pain”. I’m stoically handling it by typing away on the couch with a deadpan face, but the stinging sensation in the crease of my shoulders here is…quite large.

I know the cause. but that creates more questions than it does answers… I just recently sprayed some “italian shower” style body spray in there and all around and because it is made for when a gentleman is filthy but unable to bathe, he can still keep manly-fresh, so it has a decent amount of alcohol in it (think of it as a scented hand sanitizer spray). So its the alcohol i’m feeling and thats why im not freaking out at the burn sensation, but the question is: why?

I just got out of the shower, so is my fresh ‘n clean skin too sense to handle this grime-fighter? Doubtful. So then why duth I feel like I’ve put on aftershave whence after I have shove whilst that not being the case? Does this mean I have microscopic skin tears in me?? Do I suffer from a rare perforated pits condition?

Why are my armpits on fire right now??

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