My night as a west coast drug dealer

date.rapeI was at a party in the Hollywood hills last night and at a quiet point, whipped out my vitamins, cuz I’m a nerd. A dude with long hair and expensive sunglasses caught me and asked, very interestedly, what colored goodies I had there in my hand. So I told him it was Rohypnol. “that good shit?” he asked with a smile, obviously not knowing what that was, so I elaborated in a whisper “its a ‘have intercourse with a girl without her permission’ pill” and gave him a creepy slow nod smile. STILL not having any idea wtf I just said, he laughs awkwardly. “Its a date rape pill, moron”, I finally “revealed”. After a minute of “awwww no shit!” reaction, he asked to BUY it from me. not knowing the market for this kind of thing, I said, sure – $200. that was too high cuz he gave me an immediate “ur brakin mah balls” type of response. so I lowered it to half that. he offered $50. I said okay, but only cuz I like him.

We exchanged money for pill (he clearly could have afforded the original $200 price, the cheap bastard) and I cautioned him not to just slip it in a girls drink unless she’s going to be holding it for awhile cuz it will take a long time to dissolve. I suggested instead to tell her that it’s a Xanax or something to get her to ingest it willfully, expecting a high. He was extremely pleased with the transaction and immediately zipped off to chat up some of the sluts at the party and fix in on a target.

The pill I sold him was 500mg of Calcium plus Vitamin D to increase absorption rate. Since women are more likely to be calcium deficient than men, I felt extremely good about being paid $50 to improve the days health of one of Hollywoods finest ladies of the evening.

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