My Nails Are Not Pretty…Rub My Face In It WhyDontYou… :(

I’m not very good at matching or accessorizing but when it comes to neon colors and greenish-spectrum related shades, I’m a sucker for any effort. Girls have so many more options here though and it isnt fair… Received this via text:

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Everything is a competition and I’m 0 for 2 here… My nails arent as pretty and my boobs aren’t as perky. wtf am I supposed to do with my worthless life now?…

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