My tan “lines” are a dimmer knob, not a light switch

People don’t believe me till I show them (or maybe they dont believe me SO I will show them? duped!), but unless I’m going from clear-white to bean-brown in 1 day – my tan lines blend into my body.

In related news: this epic short film of mine continues to win awards and praise from dignitaries and intellectuals around the world, seeew…. i have a MIND too, buster…

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