New toothpaste is exciting

LuCkY VeRoNa: So I got new toothpaste
Richar900: kick ass! what kind????
Richar900: omg. TP party!
LuCkY VeRoNa: Listerine
LuCkY VeRoNa: with the like pretty teal color tube
Richar900: im on my way. i got some arm&hammer still in the box that ive been saving for a special occasion
LuCkY VeRoNa: its a really cool color too when it comes out
LuCkY VeRoNa: and it leaves my breathe like REALLY really minty… and I’ll take a drink of cool water and its like drinking an ice burg
LuCkY VeRoNa: it feels amazing
Richar900: this is totally turning me on
LuCkY VeRoNa: I don’t like using mouthwash because it burns
LuCkY VeRoNa: but this gives you the same clean feeling
Richar900: who needs a man when your breath can sink the titanic? yous unstoppablez gurl!
LuCkY VeRoNa: thats what my thought was when I was at the toothpaste isle in wal mart
LuCkY VeRoNa: I was like.. man… I want to sink a really large object with my amazing breathe…
LuCkY VeRoNa: why not the f’ing titanic?
LuCkY VeRoNa: and then bam! I killed bunches of people by using toothpaste
Richar900: rich socialites, poor immigrants and the young naive impulse romances that tie the two together will feel the icy sting of death from your lips in the pages of history for centuries! they don stand a chance. *high five*
LuCkY VeRoNa: Atleast someone felt something from my lips
Richar900: ooo. an emo wraparound. i like it. burn. er… ice.
LuCkY VeRoNa: haha
LuCkY VeRoNa: ice ice baby
Richar900: doon doon doon don a loon loon [chh chhh]
LuCkY VeRoNa: hahah I was going to do that
LuCkY VeRoNa: but I really wasn’t sure how to word it
Richar900: word
LuCkY VeRoNa: Well sir I must go to bed.  I Might actually have to go to work tomorrow
LuCkY VeRoNa: Have a wonderful night, enjoy southern california
LuCkY VeRoNa: I wish I could
Richar900: chyea. norcal sucks donkey wiener. especially if you’re already inclined to be depressed and lonely as you are
LuCkY VeRoNa: wow… you say that I like I didn’t really know that already
LuCkY VeRoNa: thank you capt. obvious
Richar900: i was actually only a lieutenant in the obvious brigade, but its cool
LuCkY VeRoNa: haha cute… kinda

Richar900: move back south where happiness grows on blossoming willows all year round
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