“oh… thats today?.. sorry. guess i wont be able to make it after all. i’m not in your state at the moment” — wups. guess my poor time management means i’ll be in Texas for New Years after all.
UPDATE: Received Drunk Dial Count: 6. extra points for 2 being ex’s and one who legitimately thought i was at the party they were at and bitched me out for not saying hi.
UPDATE: just got a text from one of the girls: “hey, someone else had my phone last night so if anyone contacted you, im sorry! Happy New Year!! :)” – you crazy ho. i talked to you awn tha muh fkkn PHONE. now some space alien mimicked your voice and read from a life-script just to mess with you while youre trashed? eff outta here.
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