On the hunt for Roast Chicken Poison Noodles

If you find any roast chicken ramen anywhere – buy up a pallet cuz they’re disappearing.

I hate to say this cuz I don’t endorse eating this chemical cardboard death hastening cup. oh and the cup part is the important part I should have mentioned: *In the cup* version is the endangered species right now. I can find the packaged packs that you have to cook in a pot like a poor person but the styrofoam cups, in all their opulence, have disappeared from every store around here and are being price gouged online.

I found a pack on Amazon that was only slightly marked up from their 89 cent retail to a dollar 5 but lots of listings are 2-5 bucks.

There’s no joke here. This is a sincere call to action to get your damn self some roast chicken poison noodles and then send me some all of them.

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