Recently I’ve seen a spike in people hastily deleting me on Facebook, reconsidering and requesting to be my friend again…
Fuck off.
Well, I mean, not totally. It’s nice that you changed your mind but…no. Unless it was an accident – and it wasn’t (so don’t try and use the “I don’t know how it happened” excuse unless you’re prepared with a well documented citation of how plausible it is on your mobile device app or how someone else did it without your consent) – we shouldn’t be friends.
In All Dogs Go to Heaven, Charlie B. Barkin (yes that’s his real name), escaped heaven to go back to earth and while he’s plummeting through the cloud portal and back into his physical body, the annoying pink angel dog calls out to him on his descent: “You can never come back”. and what better analogy could there be to Richardland than heaven? Especially dog heaven, since everyone is welcome. So if you choose to leave… you’re out.
But of course, if you’ve seen the movie you know that Charlie does come back. but only due to his sacrificial act of nobleness. So, okay. Watchya got? Don’t ask me what to do. that’s lame. I dont have rules for these things. but “hey..um.. remember how I didn’t want to be your friend anymore? I changed my mind” is not good enough. Not in real life and not on a social networking website.
Too much of a hassle? Good. eff off. that’s the whole point. I don’t want you in my circle of associates if I’m so fair-weather to you. So long and good riddance.
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