Well, to be fair, this, that, or probably some of this is why you’re fat. But I realized the other reason you’re fat too: you’re a lazy lethargic unmotivated apathetic slug.
Today I was sitting at the computer for awhile and got tired in the early afternoon and started yawning. So I went for a jog. While I was running, I was thinking how people get fat: they don’t move. a fatty takes a nap in the middle of the day when they’re tired.
Fatties are like blimp versions of hippies: They think that what you feel is what you have to do. If you feel a little sluggish? Park your ass on that couch and take a load off. If you feel hungry? eat. If you feel not hungry but could go for a bucket of chicken? eat. If you feel happy? eat. If you feel sad? cry, eat, and then cry more. They think they’re trapped in an unfair position of disability because burning calories is uncomfortable for them.
You’re a fat slob, not because of unfortunate genes, unavailability of vegetables and lean protiens, but because you’re an unmotivated slug who doesn’t fkking move.
Issue solved. Next week: homosexuals.
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