Orange Juice is good for your sperm

Chris on the phone with girlfriend: FINE, i’ll drink friggin orange juice.
Me: it’s good for your sperm.
Chris: [puts phone at his side] wait, so like, it kills it?
Me: No stupid, its GOOD for it. makes it healthy.
Chris: “this just in – NO to friggin orange juice. it’s bad for our situation”.

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