i was on Brenda (my iphone) with a friend who was complaining about this skeezy guy and telling me a story. i was walking out of the parking lot to pick up some PF Changs and talking through the microphone in the iphone earbuds when she was saying how the skeezy guy was trying to be smooth when he told her “i saw something that reminded me of you an wanted ta giv u a call” so i interjected “ya, like his slowly erecting cock [as the thing that “reminded” him of her] – forgetting of course that i was around people in public and seemingly talking to myself since my phone was in my pocket and i just have earphones on.
a girl nearby goes “excuse me????” and long story short, she was cute and i got a phone number.
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