Poker is gay

What’s with this stupid poker trend? quit it. I don’t know how to play poker. that makes it stupid. I just read that a bunch of people are trying to get Poker into the Olympics, which as stupid as that is, would be only fair since synchronized swimming, bridge and tennis are in the Olympics too.

80 million now playing poker in the States

The rise in popularity of Poker continues, with it now being estimated that as many as 80 million Americans now play the game- either in tournaments, online or just at home. Many reasons have been cited for the growth of the game- celebrity support, televised tournaments, the rise in popularity of Texas Hold’em and of course the increased availability of the game over the internet.

There is now an additional theory to be added to the list- that poker’s rise is also a result of the wane in popularity of other games, that were previously seen as more exciting or glamorous alternatives. Howard Schwartz, proprietor of Las Vegas’ Gambler’s Book Shop explains this theory: ‘The dotcom generation loves poker. It gives you a sense of control you don’t find in other games. It’s a roller coaster with an adrenaline high. Blackjack players have gone to poker because the casinos are breathing down the necks of anybody who counts cards or increases their bets substantially. They’re so afraid that these M.I.T. kids are going to take them down for a million dollars a day that they’ve made blackjack a difficult game to enjoy.’

I know an M.I.T. graduate in Missouri who works at Dominos, lives in a trailer with 2 other guys and plays poker all the time. Proof that Poker is gay? Hardly. The proof is that Ben Affleck plays it:

Ben Affleck, a famous player of the game, and one of the great advertisements which may draw in interest from people who have previously never contemplated poker, also recently tried to explain the poker bandwagon. He pointed more to the drama inherently involved in the game, something heightened when taking into account the level of control as player can exercise, as described by Schwartz above: ‘It has exploded. There’s elimination, there’s victory, there’s defeat and there are real stakes involving everyday, normal people.’

Lame

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