POLL: Does this dude look like John Heder or not?

Cuz to me this is obvious plus a million, but him and his girlfriend both appear to be insulted by the suggestion of a similarity even though my original comment on this picture on facebook and its follow up both noted that he’s a *better looking* version of Heder. so wtf. am I “buggin” as the Mexifornians say? or am I spot on as the Englishyorkers don’t say but should? loogit this and deny it. I darez you:

john heder look alike

My original comment: John Heder looks great here. didnt know you were frenz.
Crystal (girl in the picture): The only thing my boyfriend and John Heder have in common is an adam’s apple ??????

I majored in girl in college so let me translate: the first sentence is designed to show a ludacrisity in the comparrison being responded to and the 5 question marks notes shock and outrage.

All human beings have an adams apple, so i was thinking more of bone structure, hair, nose and jaw line.  but – I was wrong once in 3rd grade so its bound to happen again one of these days. You tell me if I’m off base or home-running here and i’ll accept your verdict as law.

I posted this image to the right of Heder to illustrate my disagreeance and the gentleman responded:

Ahhh my teeth arnt that stright, and I cant get a full beard… Just comes in patches. But Richard’s name could be Dick! 🙂

Okay, I get it – John Heder looks like a horsetroll and no one should aspire to resemble him. but I mentioned twice that the dude is a *good looking* version. so why the indignation from gf and insinuation im a dick from Hederclone? since when is it an insult to tell someone they look like a more attractive version of a major celebrity?

What the fruitcake, u guys.

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