Everyone loves puppies, but not everyone loves or has the space and time required for a dog. So that’s why I’m going to go into a puppy rotation business where you can lease a puppy that you can trade in every 2 months for a fresh one. Keep getting the same breed and keep one name to freeze it forever in time, or rotate breeds every cycle for a fun change of speed.
Your dog will never learn tricks or become house trained, but it will also never get big and always stay cute.
Traded in dogs will be humanely killed and used to feed the homeless, or, if people freak out over that too much, we can raise them to do field labor or something.
Details on how to sign up and a price list of breeds will be made available soon!
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