I just heard a racist joke but i dont understand it. i assume, because im so not-racist, but… i still wanna know wtf it means. yet also dont want to repeat it here just in case it’s really vulgar. bleh.
The joke is “How do you babysit a black baby?” A: “Wet its lips then stick it to the window.”
…meaning…?
UPDATE: Ebaumsworld & ChaCha are no help on this one…
Will update this post when it’s explained to me…
My racist half-brother might get it. I’ll ask him.
UPDATE: Oddly, 2 friends from opposite sides of the country informed me on the joke within 13 seconds of eachother, but the explanation is (prepare to be disappointed):
It is implying that black people have big lips, so when you babysit a african american child, u’d suction cup him/her to a window using the afformentioned stereotypical lips, making the child into a human version of the suction-cup garfield stuffed animal on car windows.
NOWWWW I GET IT! its just super uncreative and too far a stretch for an unfunny punchline – but I GET it! Odd that it’s so poorly constructed though, cuz racists traditionally boast such a high intelligence.
Presumably a joke on the stereotypical view of the size of black people’s lips? maybe something about suction? I dont really get it either. The racism alludes me.