If i was a magic fairy in unicornland, would you taste my magic rainbow under a starlit sky of chocolate gummy bear moonbeam apricots?
What do rainbows taste like? i think they *taste* like nothing, but they feel like stuff. so when you eat them you’re not getting any flavor, you’re getting an experience. Some say rainbows feel like water. because they are water. This is false. rainbows arent water. Water is just the earthly vehicle that delivers their magic to us. water is like a radio and rainbows are the transmissions it receives.
I don’t know what they feel like. maybe like the sensation of a flavorless cotton candy delivering a slight light headed high upon consumption (intensity varying with boldness of rainbow color)?
If they DID have a flavor though, and it turned out that they taste like Skittles, it’d be the biggest marketing win everrrr.
If rainbows tasted like skittles, it might be the biggest marketing win ever, but then that would mean that we have the technology to taste rainbows. If we had such a technology and they ended up tasting like skittles, then the company would be SCREWED. Water hose + sun = free candy. You would put MILLIONS of candy factory workers out of a job, do you want that on your conscience? Well do you Richard?
I kind of feel like rainbows would taste really good….but probably give you cancer later down the road.
Rainbows taste like Jesus 🙂
It would be so awesome if rainbows tasted like Skittles! OR if Skittles fell from rainbows, like in the commercials…although, that might hurt…we’d have to invent an umbrella that can repel Skittles…XD
Bloop.
I didn’t know you had a blog, now I do. Also, I would like a video camera. If I win the contest thing-a-ma-jig that is. I’m not just stating that I want a video camera, i don’t do that, just like, anytime I talk to someone state what I wish to have, “Oh, hey Toby, hows it going? Oh, good? Yeah, me to. I want a Ferrari though, just in case you would like to know that little tid-bit about myself, I wouldn’t mind winning the lottery either, maybe a new house, an iPad, yeah all that would be good, k Toby?”
Wow, I just noticed how long and pointless that rant was, I’ll stop commenting now.
*p.s: I’m a compulsive liar*