Sara Silverman and global politics

AzureCuzYeah: do you like sarah silverman
richar900: i do and im posting part of her abortion episode from last night right now. why
AzureCuzYeah: just wondering
AzureCuzYeah: i thought it was hilarious
AzureCuzYeah: she sucked out that arrow
AzureCuzYeah: she had experience under her belt
richar900: ya. funny
richar900: i liked it cuz it satirized the casualness of getting an abortion, even though im sure she probably meant it as a satire on people who think people THINK its that casual. but whatever.
AzureCuzYeah: ya ya
AzureCuzYeah: kill them babies
richar900: if we could still have slaves id be for killing babies
AzureCuzYeah: LOL
AzureCuzYeah: i am all for it
AzureCuzYeah: kill away
richar900: keep government out of my land. my property, i can do what i want with it. all that stuff. that’d be fun.
richar900: but now its just lame. i go to jail for murder if i throw my 2 day old out of my car but not if i suck it into a sink 2 days earlier? wtf
richar900: my car, my choice. if i dont want it there i should have the right to choose. can i get a wut wut?
AzureCuzYeah: yeah lets just be acephelous
richar900: did you just motherfucking say acephalous??
AzureCuzYeah: yes
richar900: what is this world coming to
richar900: but still, why would that apply to MY proposal? mines the one that makes sense under rules of logic
richar900: its the current system that is archaic
richar900: or anarch..ic… or… your mom
richar900: no. archaic. final answer.
AzureCuzYeah: because the rate you are going
AzureCuzYeah: you want no government
richar900: no way. i want a strong and mighty government that protects the homeland and invades countries that pose a threat to us, kills/deposes their leaders and moves on
richar900: and also to run our courts and judiciary system to some extent
AzureCuzYeah: yeah nothing like calling a complete country a terrorist organization with a president that has the complete right to fight terror
richar900: only when its accurate
richar900: ie – non-democracies
AzureCuzYeah: lol
AzureCuzYeah: define a non democracies
AzureCuzYeah: that came out funny
AzureCuzYeah: every country in the world has socialist systems
richar900: countries run by an authoritarian regime that cant be changed or peacably deposed by the citezenry
AzureCuzYeah: i take that back
AzureCuzYeah: every industrialized country
richar900: i mean like, dictatorships where we cant negotiate and be sensible or reason with the people cuz theyre not brainwashed cuz they have a free press
richar900: sudan, syria, iran, your moms uteris. those kinds of hellholes
AzureCuzYeah: you cant smell yourself
richar900: i can when i use Axe body spray
richar900: i love that stuff

[Editors note: this is a lie. I use Bod body spray. but saying “Bod body” wasn’t smooth sounding enough]

AzureCuzYeah: i got a friend of mine that digs in syria alot
richar900: digs there?
richar900: like, submits links to news and blogs mostly of a technology theme to be voted on by an online community of registered users?
AzureCuzYeah: archaeologists
richar900: oh
AzureCuzYeah: i am probably going to turkey again this summer
AzureCuzYeah: and maybe ireland
AzureCuzYeah: matters
richar900: thats great. but could we just slow down here a second
AzureCuzYeah: no
richar900: i just made a funny pun that kindov went un noticed
richar900: a little love maybe?
AzureCuzYeah: ok as long as its funny
richar900: k. well. you said dig. and i responded like you were talking about digg. the popular website
AzureCuzYeah: oh
richar900: so… i think a little loling is appropriate before we go on about our personal lives thank you
richar900: ya…. so…
richar900: like… any time… or whatever..
richar900: fine. fuck it buzzkill. where are you going and why again?
AzureCuzYeah: lol
AzureCuzYeah: we need to stop this
richar900: oh, NOW i get it
AzureCuzYeah: mainly me
AzureCuzYeah: because we won’t convert eachother
richar900: the only thing we need to stop, is meeting for sex on friday nights
richar900: mainly because my schedule doesnt allow it. id like to switch to wednesday if alright
AzureCuzYeah: we need to keep this shit non political
AzureCuzYeah: fine

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