Glutting myself on Chinese food working on the laptop in between laps (lulz – laps & laptops) in the pool might sound like a good time, but its actually a barely tolerable test of endurance…
1) i totally fell asleep in the sun and completely missed my arbitrary deadline i gave myself for the work i was doing.
2) i ordered WAY too much food and im eventually gonna have to stack this nonsense in the stupid fridge at some point. and worst of all:
3) the pool temp here dipped below 85 degrees so im basically re-enacting Titanic every time i jump (see: cannonball) in. -and of course, the motherload one that i was thinking of in the first place when i started this post (duh):
4) i’m not at home and the only available outdoor lounge furniture are these reclining chairs that only tilt…they dont go flat! so i cant lay on my stomach anywhere unless i want to be in the grass (um. ew.) or the Iron Maiden torture spikes of the bumpy stone floor surrounding the pool. wtf.
#itsahardknocklife
Completely coincidently: someone sent me a Gif-response in the context of it being the reaction to a “humble-brag” about an hour ago. I kindasorta figured out what the term meant but just now googled it and it delightfully fits into this post, as it appears to be defined as:
A form self promotion where the promoter thinks he is, almost subliminally, bragging about himself in the context of a humble statement or complaint. Everyone listening thinks he a jackass.
I am exhausted from my two week vacation to Hawaii. I need a vacation.
I came back from a 2 & 1/2 week vacation in Hawaii a week ago and 4 days later said that I needed a vacation due to the exhaust from my Hawaiian vacation… is someone at Urban Dictionary plagiarizing me??
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