I couldn’t let this response to this status I left on this moms status just live and die on Facebook, so here’s a cross-post. Not cuz it’s that hilarious but more so because it’s a fun moment I think belongs in my Richardland archives in that this is how I respond to dramatic personal statuses about serious issues: By doubling down on the drama and personal nature of it’s content. Just like you all should be doing whether your friends children get into horrible accidents/medical emergencies or whatever the case is…
Ugh too much this morning =/ my main dude scurd me for a min there
I imagine a darkened scene where le son enters stage right covered in jam holding a knife saying “mommy…i made a mistake” and you cry cuz you think he finally lived out his mothers history in Vegas but really he just tried to make a pb&j sloppily and everyone laughs at the sitcommy mixup but right before the curtain closes an arm attached to a dead prostitute flops out of the cabinet under the sink and lil dude looks out at audience and mischievously shrugs.
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