“Your capability in comprehending and reciting the obvious reveals the fraud of your feigned ignorance. Douche.”
Filed under “times I wasn’t even trying to be a verbose snob but accidentally came off that way”: I just sent a Business text message scolding someone who has been missing deadlines because they claimed to “not understand” really simple situations, yet somehow magically was able to lay out the details back to me with perfect precision and clarity. I guess I should have said something like “Yes, that is all correct. Why have you been acting like you didn’t know any of that all this time?”. Instead I said ^this… derp .__.
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