Sleep is for the weak

How many hours of sleep do you usually get? i always get a full 8 except i havent gotten more than 5 a night for over a week and am feeling it hard. feels like 5 should be plenty for a short time. its just a couple weeks. wtf? i’ll catch up later. get off my back. why is my brain such a vagina? why is it sending me nothing but “collapse in a fetal position and cry uncontrollably for no reason” signals? man the fuck up. theres deadlines to meet and work to be done and soft pillows to lay on an—no, not that last one. I feel fine. I feel good… I feel like Jack Lalanne (deceased). blurg…

Seriously though: how much sleep do you normally get? Is it normal for me to feel like im dying from not having 8 for awhile? surely not everyone averages 8 hours nightly, though, right?

Tell me you get like 4 so i have something to point to my brain and be like “SEE??? *Skippy* can dew it….”. also, I really want a friend named Skippy.

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