Sports are for the Gays. or something.

Its cool (i guess…) to have generous friends with extravagant and endless upgrades, hook-ups, special passes, etc but do they ALWAYS have to be in the realm of SPORTS?…

I dont know the difference between hockey and foosball and id rather cut myself than watch either for more than 28 seconds.

Just once (or a lotta times. whichever), It’d be nice to hear someone ask me to go to vegas with them for something NOT sports or sex industry related. Like, “hey, ive got tickets to Penn & Teller!” or..like…something cartoon related. idk. Whats the deal with bros not liking cartoons? lame.

Whys everyone gotta be such a man all the time? –or at least if youre gonna be all male then hook it up with something COOL-male and not this post 20th century bullshit. lets go hike something or climb or swim to an offshore island or fight with sticks or swords or something (i’ve been trying to get male friends of mine to take fencing classes with me for going on 12 years now. still no luck).

This is getting worse than sandwiches (I dont eat sandwiches but that doesnt stop me from getting asked if i want one nearly twice a daya).

Ug. I hate it here with my stupid friends who offer me things I dont like. I wish I lived in North Korea so I wouldn’t have to deal with it all the time. If you need me i’ll be working on my poetry in my room! *runs, slams door, blasts emo music*

BONUS: Here are a couple ways you people could make sports less lame and more awesome:

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