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apple Archive
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People who don’t like iOS7 are worse than Hitler
Posted on September 20, 2013 | No CommentsWhat could anyone possibly not love about Apple’s latest iOS update? Nothing, unless they’re a pedophile or Nazi. In fact, I would support a campaign by the Federal Government to […] -
Scumbag Apple doesn’t know when “today” starts…
Posted on September 17, 2013 | 2 CommentsApple claims iOS7 will come out today. Well? It’s today… Jerks… I even tried to cheat on my iPad and change my time zone to New York a few hours […] -
Just a reminder about how I always know everything
Posted on May 30, 2013 | No CommentsYou guys been hearing the news that Apple is going to make a wearable device for your wrist? Of course you did. A year ago. Because I told you and […] -
Goodnight
Posted on December 3, 2012 | No CommentsThis day has ended and is about to be gone forever and that is okay because there is another one tomorrow and everything that you might have lamented not happening […] -
Thought of the day
Posted on May 27, 2012 | No CommentsGood thing Apple products don’t get viruses, cuz there would be a lot of pilfered video of my dong out there from all the times I use my iPhone as […] -
Find My iPad
Posted on June 7, 2011 | No CommentsCan someone call my iPad for me? idk where the hell it is. UPDATE: I was able to find it by having Apple call it. they can track it if […] -
Apple Names
Posted on February 25, 2011 | 1 CommentFact: my former iPod Mini (green), Classic (white) and Touch (black) were named Luke, Anakin & Vader. My current iPod, iPhone and iPad are named Anchor, Lifeboat & Titanic so […] -
I aint goin if I can’t bring it with me
Posted on November 19, 2010 | No CommentsI bought — oh sweet Fleevus, I just typed “bout” for “bought” and I’m mad at myself — but I bought a 2 terabyte external hard drive so I can […] -
Apple TV time
Posted on October 8, 2010 | No CommentsThanks to the light drizzling of rain (which is an orange terror-threat level of panic for Californians) the local Apple store has AppleTV’s in stock so I can finally go […] -
Remind me again why i don’t need an iPad?
Posted on April 18, 2010 | No CommentsCuz I’m thinking that I need one and if I dont own one I might die or at least suffer severe damage to my quality of life…