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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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bugs Archive
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Praying Mantis in mah pewl, all tryin ta die
Posted on October 7, 2013 | No CommentsIdiot mantis was all like “yo dude! I can totally swim!” and I was all like “nah bro, u totally can’t” and had to force a time-out from swimtime…. Homeboy […] -
Flies are up to something…
Posted on August 14, 2011 | No CommentsFlies are always rubbing their hands together cuz they’re plotting… what, I don’t know, but it’s clear they’re up to something… scheming little bastards. flies and girls in LA are […] -
I love destroying ant hills
Posted on May 8, 2009 | 1 CommentSo many work so hard on something so important to them, their family and their very existence and i come along and wipe it away, ruining it all for no […] -
No one drowns in my pool on my watch. No one.
Posted on June 11, 2008 | 1 CommentNo matter how small. I shall save them. This is my poolmasters creed. One that I did not choose out of consciousness. But chose me. Like a calling. A calling. […]