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Cereal Archive
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Cap’n Crunch = broken glass + sugar & milk
Posted on March 10, 2012 | No CommentsDude isnt even a real captain. It’s like when they have to say “Reel TV” or “Choklatey” or when Pinkberry has to call their non-yogurt “swirly goodness”. but damn if […] -
Why downgrade in love or breakfast?
Posted on March 2, 2010 | No Comments“Original” Cap’n Crunch without Crunch Berries is like when ex-girlfriends wanna be friends with you. um, why would i want to REMOVE enhancements from a product i like? as in […] -
Musical cereal
Posted on September 26, 2009 | No CommentsI wanna have a Musician breakfast event so I can see if Styx likes Trix and Lady Gaga goes Cuckoo for Coco Puffs. Or if Britney Spears likes Alpha-bits.. you […] -
Trix are for everyone
Posted on December 8, 2007 | No CommentsThe Trix rabbit should just come over my house some time. I’d hook his ass up with some cereal. And if any annoying friggin kids tried to come over and […]