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christmas Archive
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Good boys and girls take time to craft a joke right
Posted on December 24, 2016 | No CommentsDVD Special Features: which is funnier? “you silly ho” or “you silly ho ho ho”? I went with one Ho for the caption as my final artistic choice, but it […] -
LAX Christmas Shots
Posted on December 23, 2013 | No CommentsIf this image of an old woman taking a picture of a Christmas train with her iPad at the airport doesn’t warm your Grinchy 2-sizes-two-small of a heart then a […] -
Das Nog
Posted on December 24, 2012 | No Commentsew. why would anyone ruin an egg nog by putting ALCOHOL in it?? this shits nasty. *looks for virgin nog*… UPDATE: Well, now I feel like i’m propagating misinformation to […] -
eBay Honor Betting
Posted on December 29, 2011 | 1 CommentA few weeks ago President Romney (note that at the time of this posting, he hasn’t won his parties nomination for president and the presidential election is a year away) […] -
Christmas Jerks being Jerks on Christmas
Posted on December 26, 2011 | No CommentsI vaguely remember spending the evening of last years Christmas day owning some whore on Facebook who had nothing better to do but be a dumb whore on Facebook but […] -
All Presents Wrapped and NONE by Me. WIN!
Posted on December 24, 2011 | No CommentsThis is the first year since I was 8 or 9 that I havent had to wrap a single Christmas present. A series of factors contributed to this monumental victory […] -
“Our hearts were painted black”
Posted on December 22, 2011 | No Comments“Doomed, [You]! You’re doomed for all time! Your future is a horror story, written by your crime. Your chains are forged. By what you say and do. So, have your […] -
Chop Chop Chop
Posted on December 18, 2011 | No CommentsChopping up trees and neatly stacking the remains of their dead bodies in a pile so impressively neat and tidy that professional lumberjacks with OCD would be jealous and then […] -
“Merry Christmas” is, by definition, an all inclusive phrase*
Posted on December 26, 2009 | No Comments*in America (or any other nation where it’s a national holiday). Got this response on a Facebook comment after I told this guy “Merry Christmas”. He’s a militant atheist, and […] -
He knows…
Posted on December 25, 2009 | No CommentsMy 8 year old cousin Reagan doesn’t believe that i saw Santa last night. i figured her skepticism was due to disbelief about his existence, but just heard her explain to her uncle […]