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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
- Red Lobsters’ Cheddar Bay Biscuit Maximization Ordering Guide
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Between Showers
crazy Archive
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Cray status
Posted on March 27, 2013 | No CommentsSometimes I think maybe not all bitches be cray and then a bitch’ll come along n remind me n i’ll be all like, nope – bitches still cray. -
Skitzo Manners
Posted on February 23, 2011 | No CommentsI wonder if anyones ever gotten really mad at a schizophrenic and rhetorically shouted “Who do you think you are!?” but then received a really bizarre response that revealed the […] -
Priceless moments with Classes bitches
Posted on October 16, 2010 | No CommentsGetting bitched at on the phone for [in her mind] showing interest in girl A and then being “all over” (including public breast cuppage) girl B at a club tonight: […] -
Chicks dont stop calling
Posted on July 28, 2010 | No Commentslooks like somebody misses me… again… (and yes i file my ex’s with “EX -” before their name so they cant ambush me). dont feel bad for her. she was […] -
Crazy bitches
Posted on July 9, 2010 | No CommentsFor those of you not friends with me on Facebook, here’s the kind of stuff you miss out on: actually just literally said “you’re SO fucking crazy, you crazy fucking […] -
Bitches be crazy: Myspace edition
Posted on October 7, 2009 | No CommentsMy status yesterday read how I thought it was adorable how Myspace keeps rolling out efforts to remain relevant. This Tracie chick, commented among others who made sense in their […] -
Sometimes crazy bitches call me at 2AM
Posted on August 4, 2008 | 1 CommentI was using a number that used to be mine but currently isn’t while talking to a friend so I clicked over a beep only to hear a voice ask […]