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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
- Red Lobsters’ Cheddar Bay Biscuit Maximization Ordering Guide
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Between Showers
Creepy Archive
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Scaring mommy with murder
Posted on May 31, 2013 | No CommentsI couldn’t let this response to this status I left on this moms status just live and die on Facebook, so here’s a cross-post. Not cuz it’s that hilarious but […] -
Late night Longing
Posted on October 28, 2011 | No CommentsSometimes when im still up this late at night/early in the morning i just wish there was someone around i could dress in a baby costume and smear peanut butter […] -
No one thinks I’m weird lately :(
Posted on November 10, 2010 | No CommentsI thinks I’m losing his awkward creeper mojo… It started with the “Did you know Conan is hosting the Tonight Show on another channel now??” status and when no one […] -
Sometimes I’m Creepy
Posted on March 3, 2008 | No CommentsThis random snapshot of me in the office watching tv looks extra zombie/freaky like, so I had to share…