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Recent Posts
- How I’m tryna not decay as fast as you are
- I can’t swirl drinks for shit
- Live AI Beard Filter Bruh
- It is OUTRAGEOUS that “intrical” is not a word
- If you’re tired in the morning – have you tried just, like, not doing that?
- Glow Paint is never as good as the photos claim
- It’s way past time to retire the “threw up in my mouth” line
- “We are all attractive” meme is nice but an unnecessary lie
- Mega Simulation Game of Life concept
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Between Showers
Death Archive
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Make today awesome so yesterday gets jealous
Posted on July 24, 2016 | No CommentsFeeling like life is pointless and your existence is so insignificant that your accomplishments lack satisfaction and your failures or stagnations feel like an overwhelming crushing pain that makes you […] -
My latest funeral picture plans
Posted on August 12, 2013 | No CommentsUpdating my “In case of death” files and I’m thinking of going with something like this for the picture I want hung on that wreath easel next to the casket. […] -
Garfield and Death
Posted on May 7, 2013 | No CommentsIt’s pouring pretty steadily here and I have a lot of shedding trees around my house with no gutter guards so I’ll be slipping on some crocks and walking around […] -
Are zombies a necrophiliac fantasy?
Posted on October 16, 2011 | No CommentsI cant decide if necrophiliacs would have a field day during the zombie apocalypse or if they’d hate it just as much as anyone else. cuz on the one hand […] -
Dead things in my pool
Posted on March 22, 2010 | 1 Commentpool man comes tomorrow. but there is a dead lizard AND a gopher sitting at the bottom of the deep end. so do i fish them out or let em […] -
Michael Jackson’s blackness
Posted on January 28, 2010 | No CommentsThe unseen comment that Dan is responding to is me saying “i think he’s pretty black by now… among other colors.” See the pic at Dan’s post here. -
Britney Murphey’s unfortunate death = wtf comments
Posted on December 20, 2009 | No CommentsYou would think that looking on the bright side of the sudden death of a young celebrity would be a hard thing to hate on, but Abbea nailed it on […] -
Welp. time to die.
Posted on September 26, 2009 | No CommentsAt some point in my childhood, I saw a father on a sitcom ask something to the effect of when they could visit park-bench land while at an amusement park […] -
I’m a zombie
Posted on August 23, 2009 | 1 CommentI’ve been exposed… I died awhile ago. Or at least that was the accusation I got in an instant message from an adoring fan who was concerned about my intentions. […] -
Societal effect of celebrity deaths
Posted on June 26, 2009 | 2 Comments“Change” is fun and exciting when it’s a meaningless slogan in a presidential race, but when it actually happens in life, it kindov messes with your head even if its […]