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dumb girls Archive
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Your selective concern for stuff weirds me out
Posted on June 21, 2014 | No CommentsAs someone who probably is overly cautious in some areas and irresponsibly not-so in others, I sympathize with the weird safety questions chicks will mention randomly. This is like…every girl […] -
Have I ever told you how bitches be Cray?
Posted on March 18, 2014 | 1 CommentThis is a perfect storm of suck… I am super sleep-sensitive to where I am destroyed without my full 8 hours and the previous morning I got to bed late […] -
How bout you just focus on the Barbie part first?
Posted on October 5, 2013 | No CommentsIf you’re gonna make your motto “look like Barbie, smoke like Marley”, you should probably resemble Barbie in some way. Otherwise you’re just a whorey pothead that’s easily amused by […] -
Is there a Female-Exodus from Facebook-Richardland? Meh…
Posted on September 30, 2013 | No CommentsAccording to my records monitoring who is giving me the boot and when, September was the 3rd straight month where every person who decided I am no longer friend material […] -
Stuff about stuff: I know it.
Posted on December 8, 2012 | No CommentsQuote of the night by unnamed female contact: “I have a question for you. cuz you know stuff about stuff? Sooooo, [proceeds with setup to question]”. The question mark is […] -
Learning history via Youtube to cure the Stupidz
Posted on April 6, 2012 | No CommentsJust received this epic text… im watching this boring youtube clip on the cold war, and public policy since i seriously dont care about it and i thought what if […]