According to my records monitoring who is giving me the boot and when, September was the 3rd straight month where every person who decided I am no longer friend material on Facebook was female. #BitchesCantHang. <–Which is normally something I would lay out there as easy bait for a feminist finger wager (FFW) to pounce on with a desperate explanation that supports their worldview, a la “Maybe less gurls wud delete u if u didn’t kall them bitches. #justsayin”, but I think it’ll be funnier to mention that obvious middle school burn that doesn’t make any sense (as if I actually called any of these chicks a bitch or was railing about hating women or something before they decided that I’m a nuisance unworthy of their friends list) so that when I post just the part up to that hashtag and someone actually says something like that, I can refer them here as a reminder that their predictable comeback is really just a silly attempt to make me feel bad about my behavior.
For real though: Kindov funny. September was an especially non-offensive month, so it’s actually worse than if I HAD been all misogynist-y n shiz.
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