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fat Archive
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Ooh, I see. THAT’S why you’re fat
Posted on September 23, 2009 | No CommentsWell, to be fair, this, that, or probably some of this is why you’re fat. But I realized the other reason you’re fat too: you’re a lazy lethargic unmotivated apathetic […] -
Am I too skinny? (Spoiler: the answer is No)
Posted on June 23, 2009 | 2 CommentsANSWER: No, and you’re retarded. First though: the suggestion that a thin person should “eat something” should be banned unless you’ve witnessed them avoid food or say something to the […] -
Rachel Ray is not hott
Posted on June 1, 2009 | No CommentsRachel Ray is affable, perky and looks to be a delightful – and i’ll even say, seemingly intelligent – human being, but anyone who thinks she’s “hot” should be on […] -
Jessica Simpsons fat ass is why I hate relationships
Posted on February 10, 2009 | 1 CommentThe worst part of having a relationship with a female human isn’t the nagging, the giant career killing anchor or the sex they always have with your best friend – […] -
A tragic fall…
Posted on April 24, 2002 | No CommentsAtheist Jimmy proves the pitfalls of not accepting Christ into your life under recent news of him making out with a chick fatter than my ego at a party we […]